The Secret to Being Prolific by Roxane Gay
1. Live in the Middle of Nowhere where you know very few people, much to your chagrin.
3. Have a weird ability to write fast.
4. Be just out of a pretty crappy “relationship” and before that a good relationship and sulk about it.
5. Have too many opinions and ideas.
6. Have parents with lots of opinions about the importance of ambition, work and effort.
8. Five hour energy drink + Starbucks.
9. Netflix + Cable
10. Fast typing.
In other news! Y’all! Did you hear that Emily cheated on Jef???? Mmm hmmm. Also, Chris Brown’s mama. Get your cousin.