Nightswimming

Clever Amazon reviewers are enlising sarcasm as a weapon against Bic’s idiotic For Her line of pens. Here’s one of the classics:

For years I had dreamed of penning a masterpiece and yet, when it came to that blank piece of paper the harsh offensive masculinity of the pen was just too intimidating. Finally it seems someone has actually considered what it is like to be female in this cruel world and how easily our little minds can be intimidated and denied the opportunity to do our life’s work. Five stars.

(Source: thedailywhat)